Sunday, August 28, 2011

MAA

Haar pal aap mere sath rahete ho,
chahe ghum ho ya khusi...humesha sath dete ho,
jab daar mujhe lagta tha, paas mere rahete the,
jab udaas mein hota tha, gale se laga lete the,
jab rooth mein jata tha, to pyaar se maana lete the,
meri har galtiyoon ko najar andaz kar dete the,
pyar se apne hathon se kahan khilate the,
jab neend nehi aati thi, to chanda mama ki kahani sunate the,
aaj bhi woh bachpan ke din yaad aate hain...MAA,
aaj PHIR bachpan mein laut jane ko maan karta hai..MAA

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Appreciation

Appreciation is a word that consist of only 12 characters... and seems to be a simple word.

This simple word "Appreciation" has brought a great difference in many of ours life. Everyone wants to be appreciated for his/her hard work.
It feels great when your deeds are being appreciated by others.

Have you ever noticed what does this word "APPRECIATION" wants to say to us. It say's I am missing my best friend "U"(You).
This word has all the vowels except "U".

Hence it always searches for "U". Once they meet each other, "U"(YOU) feels great.

It boost energy in everyone...
acts as a catalyst...
and develops a keen interest to do things in much better way.

I have came across of so many incidents which proves that with being appreciated I and many others had performed well and am sure this also happens with you all.

From now onwards I will be appreciating him/her for their good deeds and hope this may bring a moment of happiness in their life.

Lets join hands,....spread happiness and make our world more cheerful and loveable to live.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Computer Programming ki maya

Bahut confusion hai Yaar....
stack overflow ho raha hai...
Exception finally mein catch nehi ho raha hai..
Singleton instance baar baar create ho raha hai..
Life static ho gayi hai...
PerGem space baar baar aa raha hai..
Multi Threading samajh mein nehi aaraha hai...
Yaar dangling pointers dandia khel rahe hai...
Garabage collector bhi kaam nehi kar raha hai...
Pata nehi application ka kya hoga...
Client pagal hoye ja raha hai...
Aur devloper hairan pareshan baitha hai...
Hai re computer science tera leele aparam para hai...

Saturday, July 31, 2010

EHSAAS...PYAAR KA

Yeh Pyaar kya hai? kaise hota jata hai? kyun hota hai? Khudko pata hi nehi chalta hai yeh ehsaas kab se humare dil mein apna kabzza bana leta hai.....

Is duniya mein agar koi aisi cheez hai jo kabhi nehi marti, woh hai pyaar ka ehsaas, kyun ki yeh ehsaas to ek se doosre ko, doosre se teesre ko aur aise hi se aanginathe logon ke paas se hoti hue jati hai.....aur jahan se bhi gujarti hai wahan ek anokha khusiyan bikharti hue jati hai. Mere khayal se iski suruwaat to har insaan ke paida hone se pehele hi ho jati hai. Aur iska sabse bada shrey jata hai iss duniya mein sabhi "MOTHERS" ko. Jab koi bacha paida hota hai to usko sabse pehele "Maa" ehsaas dilati hai ki pyaar kya hai. Aur woh navzaat rota hua sishu bacha bhi iss ehsaas ko mehsus kar chuka hota hai. Yeh to ek anokha karisma hai. Yeh to hue baat..... kaise pyaar ka ehsaas ek insaan ke andaar janam leta hai.

Jaise jaise hum log bade hote jate hai humari zarooratein bhi badalti jati hai. Chaahe woh insaan ho ya janwar...har kisiko kuch na kuch zyada chahiye hi hota hai.
Hum log jab school jaate thee....hum naye dost banate hain aur un sab mein se kuch baade hi khaas langotia yaar baan jate thee. Yeh bhi ek pyaar hai jise hum dosti
ka naam se jante hain.

School se jab college jate hain phir kuch aur zarooratein badalti jati hai....kisi ko bike chahiye to kisiko mobile...laptop...
sone ki chain...aur kaiyon ko to GIRL FRIEND chahiye.... Ise hum pyaar na kahe to acha hai...
PAR kuch aise deewane bhi hote hai jo is umaar mein ya isse bhi pehele WOOOHHH!!! wala pyaar kar baithe hain
...aaareee yaar "Saath jeene marne wala pyaar". Kuch kamiyaab hote hain aur kuch nehi.

Aaj kal to yehi "Saath jeene marne wala pyaar" saab ke saar chad ke bol raha hai.
Agar kisi bhi umaar ke insaan ko randomly poocho ge ki yaar tumhe kisi se pyaar hai? .... Uska jawab to aap logon ko pata hi hoga.....

Yeh bhi ek achi baat hai ki haar insaan mein abhi tak yeh ehsaas kisi na kisi ke liye zinda hai aur rahena bhi chahiye,
Kyun ki jab kisi ko pyaar hota hai uski Life bhi change ho jati hai...Uski duniya to khusiyon ke haar rang se bhaar jati hai.
Iske bahut sare effects and side effects bhi hote hain. Par baada mazza aata hai unn side effects mein bhi.

Humare aas paas kitne pyaar karne wale hain aur haar pyaar karne walon ka apna hi ek anokha love story hota hai jo ki woh apne yaar doston se batate batate nehi
thakte. HAAR love story ko kamiyaab banae ke peeche kai sare logon ka haath hota hai jaise ki chocolate banane wali companiyan, gulab bechne wale dookan dar, love
stories banane wale film industry.....aur aaj ke zamane mein to sabse bada yogdaan iss telecome company ka hai.

Bahut sare aisi cheezein hain jisko dekh ke hum log maan hi maan mein muskuratein hai aur apne purane yaadgaar lamhoon mein kho jate hain, Jaise ki......
friendship day mein kisiko gulab ka phool de ke dost banana...
chai wale ke dukan ke samne rooz rooz kisi ka intezaar karna...
nachahate hue bhi GYM jaake weight loose karna...
uut patang si harkaat kaar ke kisi ki chehere pe muskurahat lana...
kisi ke ghaar ke samne, park mein gool gool chakar kaat na...
kisi ko subhe shaam achi achi msg bhejna...
miscall karna...
kisi ke liye assignment likh na...
bhari mehfil mein kisi ke liye gaana... aisa hi kai yadein judee hote hain hum sab ki yaadon mein.

AAYE MERE DOSTON IS NAYAB EHSAAS KO YUUHI BANTENTE CHALO AUR PURE KAYENAAT KO ISIKE RANG SE BHARDO TAAKI NAFRAT KE LIYE KOI RANG HI NA BACHE.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Confused (!@!)

It was monday early morning at around 5:30, I wake up bcuz of the stupid power cut. I couldn't concentrate on my sleep and dream but Still then I decided to sleep for some more time. I cann't tolerate any more....started sweating, waked up and went towards the balcony in drowsyness. I looked up to the sky and then looked down. I couldn't see my bike on the road, I bend down little bit to check it again. In the drowsyness I thought I am in the set of a filmalaya studio....suddenly a scene of "Raju Bangaya Gentleman" flashed in my mind..... Then i return back to reality and realized that my bike has been stolen. I rushed to the washroom, washed my face and ran back to balcony and looked down again for re-confirmation. Now I was sure that some one has stolen my cocktail wine red color pulsar 180 cc bike bearing vehicle no DL4S-BC-7920.

I called my younger brother and went down stairs to have a look around in a hope of getting my bike. The 1st floor uncle and aunt asked me where is ur bike....I said its gone....in a sad voice. At that time I couldn't understand what to do exactly. They suggested to call on 100 no and complaint about this. I and cheeku came upstairs. I called no 100 and complaint...and around 30 mins a call came from Bindapur police station. They had asked me to come over there. In my mind I was thinking that may be they have found my bike and calling me just for verification. I took bath, prayed god and get ready for Bindapur police station.

I reached over there around 8:15am and after 15 mins the incharge asked me to give a complaint in written. While returning back to room from police station...I was thinking what to do next and how to handle this situation...My cell rings up and it was from Mom. Mom had called me for asking about whether to put marble or tiles in the 2nd floor. I said do what will look better ...then I paused for a while and then said make it for marbel. My voice was not much clear to mom....it may be bcuz I was travelling in rickshaw or it may be bcuz of the recent shock. I narrated the whole thing to Mom. She got worried....I said don't worry ..the thief has stolen only my bike not my luck/faith...its with me. I can get another bike.

I have very bad habbit, I couldn't handle any shock alone...I always try to avoid the shock or any eveil happenings. so I decided to get myself engaged in office work and not to take leave 2day. I went office... Paji, gaurav, Mr reddy and chotta don were the 1st in office whom I said about my sad story. I show off as if nothing much serious has happen and it just a loss of Rs100-200. If I would have been sad then it would have contradicted my nature. The guy who always make fun of every thing is sitting idle bcuz his own bike has been stolen. It couldn't be....."THE SHOW MUST GO ON...picture to abhi baaki haai mere dost". They also made fun out of my stolen bike story. I tried to keep my self cool. I updated my status message as "Aaj dil uddas hai". All my friends over net asked about why such kind of status message...and I was narrating the story to them one by one. Rakesh came near me and guided me what to do next for registering a FIR for the bike stolen etc...

Till lunch time the news of my bike had been spread like virus throught out the office. During lunch time every one was consoling me and advicing me. Some of them were making fun out of this so that i will feel relax and not think so much on this matter.

Mom, didi, called thrice and asked whether I am ok or not, had lunch or not....and so and so....

I was ok...but confused whether I should feel sorry and upset for my bike or should remain as cool as I am.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

OLTA POLTA

1) Har kisi ki har raza manzoor nehi hota hai...
Agar hoti to sab insaan na kehelate...bhagwan ban ke baith jate.

2) Aksar mujhe yeh khayal ata tha ki main bhi kisi ko hasa sakta hoon, kisi ka dard baant sakta hoon....
Yakeen to tab aya jaab mere doston ne meri baaton se hasna suru kiya...
yahin se suru hua hasne hasane ka silsila...
Bas aab to yehi tamana hai ki marte tak sab ko hasata rahoon.

3) Use probability....to find out after how many tries one should succeed in getting his/her soulmate.

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Bachelor's Party (My 1st interaction with Vodka) - part2

contd...

I went to wash room and took bath. Many question arises in my mind...........party celebration ka kya hoga...sharab aur shabnam to gaya...I will miss the belly dance....Oh shit ..kya hoga aab..yeh barish ko bhi aaj hi hona tha.......Yeh indra debta bhi na..kabhi bhi time dekh ke nehi barsate hain......jab tanki full hue tap open kar diye.

I changed my clothes, came out of room and saw all were busy on mobile. suddenly someone shouted.....hurray barish bandh ho gaya....it was mahesh. Jitu called other friends and asked by what time they will be reaching here. Intially some of them cancelled but at last agreed. Jitu, Ballu bhai and Prasanna went for liqour. Mahesh ordered for dinner. After 15 mins the three entered the room holding 5 poly bags.

I asked shrab to agaya...whts for shabab...belly dance. suddenly the room was filled up with laughter ........TV couldn't stop himiself and said "Bhaina tum kya subhe ki baat ko sach maan liya the....yahan to sirf sharab hi sharab hai...only mental peace no physical peace".

At around 9-9:30 pm rest of the friends joined the party. All my surrounding were filled up ...aur sabke paas apna apna jaam tha. I was the odd one out there having limca in my glass. After the 1st peg...Mahesh said "Bhaina its not done...you have to have at least one peg...its ur best friend bachelor's party.". All of sudden jitu, prasanna, Tv, ballu bhai insisted me to have at least one peg. They convinced me....and I agreed only for 1 small peg. I said I would go for the light shot......
Jitu prepared the drink for me...he added about 30 ml of vodka.....60 ml of limca.

I took a sip...I felt some kind of unusual taste...mouth ka taste hi kharap ho gaya.....glass ko baju mein rakh ke chilly chicken pei concentrate karne laga. Random discussion was going on and gradually the voices become louder and louder. After some time police jeep sound was heard and the jeep stopped just outside of our room. We guessed ....Zaroor pados walle Major uncle ne complain kiya hoga. Ab kya kiya jaye...yeh police wala agar uppar ayega to sari party ka mazza satya nash ho jayega. 2-3 guys were with us who were knowing kannada, one of them went and........... mandwali kar ke agaya. In the meantime every was silent...busy with their glass. I looked here and there and then my eyes focused on my glass. I thought lets try again..added some more limca to it. This time I finished the remaning in a single shot. This time I could feel only the taste of limca....

I was just thinking whether to go for the 2nd one...Ballu handed over another glass of drink. This time the ratio has gradually increased. I took one sip...a strong smell disturbed my noise and I got jerked with the taste of the drink. I applied the same old method..kept the glass aside and concentrated on chilli chiken and roll. In the middle mahesh and subrat dragged jitu for dance. all started dancing on the beats of HEYY BABY music......Dheere dheere mein bhi nach ne laga....sab sochne lage ki mujhe chad gayi hai....par mujhe nehi chadi thi. I was holding my glass and inbetween taking one one sip. I realized at the end of the song I have finished my 2nd drink. That time I was feeling little bit drowsy..I stopped dancing and sat in a corner. 2 guys rushed towards washroom, they are done.....vomiting..ehhhh.....After 5-10 mins I started crying instantly. Somehow I was feeling guilty of myself bcuz I had alcohol. I was cursing my self...today I had 2 peg of drink..and gradually it will become a habbit and one day will become a drunkered. Jitu, mahesh, prasanna come near me and asked why I am crying?.. I couldn't speak properly .. said the reason with stummering. They consolidated me ...and said devloping good habit and bad habits are totally in our hand and drinking 2wice does not indicate that it will became a habbit. explained a lot ....the picture seems like I was only the drunken and they were not. Chandana interrupted... jeevan bhaina...rona dhona band karo and come every one is waiting for you. I cleaned my face and resumed back to party mood.
We all enjoyed a lot.